Hazleton Pravda

Hastened to have things posted (by the Institute) and get this Blog off a da ground, I Gombeggar have returned to spread the free word for all the denizens of the wasteland known as Hazleton. Open your eyes and start thinking for yourselves! Don't be ground under. Don't be wage slaves. Be human beings with wants for something better then what the local powers that be offer which is less then scat! Be free! Act and speak your mind every chance you get!

CANT DO

How else ya gonna work in Hazleton if not for the Can Do Corporation? You can crawl on your knees to our offices...we will put you right on the line and we'll own your sorry ass before you know what break it is (if we give you a break, that is!). Remember, breaks are only the LAW unless you work for a CANT DO company...Then we are the law! We are mother, father, the pope and maybe even your little dog too! So come work for us at CANT DO...because some bluie screen fairy told you how great a place Hazleton is to get trapped in....opps! I mean, raise a family in, yeah that's it! Now (*using cool Hazleton mind control wiggly fingers*) fill out an application...Get on the production line...Arbeit Macht Frei...Be all the wage-slave you can be...Tell your friends how great the factory life can be! Come be with us at CANT DO...we'll take care of you whether you like it or not!


The Hazleton Standard Speaker

This is the PRIMIER source of dis-information in the Hazleton Area. If you don't wanna know what's really going on in your area or if you need it on spoon fed slant then this is the publication for YOU! The Standard Speaker tells you how truly GOOD and WONDERFUL it is to be living (*cough-cough*) in Hazleton. And you better believe it cuz we ain't got no other paper to really speak about! Besides...Would they lie to us? Nah!