Monday, April 26, 2004
Panorama Magazine (It’s free cuz ya gotta give this shit away!)
This is another wonderful example of bootlicking, back stabbing Hazleton business as usual. It is a symptom of the stagnation of this area. Run (this is said laughingly) by a moron (one that lives in fear of anyone smarter then himself) and a crew of people who all run business by the skin of their teeth, the backdoor Hazleton way, there is Panorama Magazine. It is perfect for this area because it is run on the cheap by a person who’s strongest character trait is his cheapness (This information is from multiple sources including his own employees). The fact that it claims it is a FREE magazine brings the denizens of Hazleton out in droves. I’m told old biddies fight over these oh so coveted publications. It is full of ads from local businesses that have really nothing to say except buy our product. Of course, each business claims it is the best…in Hazleton. That’s a load of crap! The bottom of the barrel shooting for ad space in bottom feeder magazine that caters to geriatrics and the death that is creeping upon them. What is considered content are the stories of how great this area was (of course it was never great) and features on anyone whose boots can be licked by this publication’s so-called boss. I think his tongue should be awful tired by now. Granted, it’s a niche. Hazleton loves to believe there were glory days in the desolation of their past. ‘Look at that! It’s a story about a factory. My grandfather lived and died there without making anything of himself! Isn’t that grand? Here’s an old breaker. When we were kids I remember we had so much fun picking coal off the line, being all cut up and dirty. My dad died of black lung.’ *Singing* Ah! Memories! Wonderful Hazleton memories! Who can possible look back like this and be thrilled? Panorama is another example of how an idiot from Hazleton who can barely spell his own name can make it in this town full of senile fools because he can lie cheat and promise (not that he’s really any good at it, but just that most Hazletonians are idiots. *See Institute Bulletin Polls). It is NOT Darwinism. It is the bigger idiot theory. Aren’t ya glad you live in Hazleton? Oh, I’d link you to the website, but the owner is too cheap to set one up and doesn’t know anyone stupid enough to do it for free.
Here’s a picture of Mr. Meat and Potatoes himself. Notice he is handing off a check. This is for the American Cancer Telethon. He is merely presenting someone else’s check, but you’ll notice he still can’t seem to let go of it anyway.
Schuylkill Plus
This is Panorama's chief frustration. It makes their owner nutz, well nutty-er then he already is. So check out their competition. It's not really too much different. I just don't think this other guy is quite as insane, or small-minded.
Angela Park in Pictures
Thanx Kaph
See the sights. See the sights being torn down. The Greater Hazleton Area Landfill!
This is another wonderful example of bootlicking, back stabbing Hazleton business as usual. It is a symptom of the stagnation of this area. Run (this is said laughingly) by a moron (one that lives in fear of anyone smarter then himself) and a crew of people who all run business by the skin of their teeth, the backdoor Hazleton way, there is Panorama Magazine. It is perfect for this area because it is run on the cheap by a person who’s strongest character trait is his cheapness (This information is from multiple sources including his own employees). The fact that it claims it is a FREE magazine brings the denizens of Hazleton out in droves. I’m told old biddies fight over these oh so coveted publications. It is full of ads from local businesses that have really nothing to say except buy our product. Of course, each business claims it is the best…in Hazleton. That’s a load of crap! The bottom of the barrel shooting for ad space in bottom feeder magazine that caters to geriatrics and the death that is creeping upon them. What is considered content are the stories of how great this area was (of course it was never great) and features on anyone whose boots can be licked by this publication’s so-called boss. I think his tongue should be awful tired by now. Granted, it’s a niche. Hazleton loves to believe there were glory days in the desolation of their past. ‘Look at that! It’s a story about a factory. My grandfather lived and died there without making anything of himself! Isn’t that grand? Here’s an old breaker. When we were kids I remember we had so much fun picking coal off the line, being all cut up and dirty. My dad died of black lung.’ *Singing* Ah! Memories! Wonderful Hazleton memories! Who can possible look back like this and be thrilled? Panorama is another example of how an idiot from Hazleton who can barely spell his own name can make it in this town full of senile fools because he can lie cheat and promise (not that he’s really any good at it, but just that most Hazletonians are idiots. *See Institute Bulletin Polls). It is NOT Darwinism. It is the bigger idiot theory. Aren’t ya glad you live in Hazleton? Oh, I’d link you to the website, but the owner is too cheap to set one up and doesn’t know anyone stupid enough to do it for free.
Here’s a picture of Mr. Meat and Potatoes himself. Notice he is handing off a check. This is for the American Cancer Telethon. He is merely presenting someone else’s check, but you’ll notice he still can’t seem to let go of it anyway.
Schuylkill Plus
This is Panorama's chief frustration. It makes their owner nutz, well nutty-er then he already is. So check out their competition. It's not really too much different. I just don't think this other guy is quite as insane, or small-minded.
Angela Park in Pictures
Thanx Kaph
See the sights. See the sights being torn down. The Greater Hazleton Area Landfill!
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