Monday, April 19, 2004
Saturday:First Day of Fishing
Area residents came out in droves to fish overstocked waterways this weekend. Sport in North East PA fashion! Might as well fish at your local grocery store in the Freezer section for Vandekamps!
Explosion at the Hazleton Sewer Cuts Power
Duu…Momma, I brokes da toilet…and the whole sewer too!
Proposal to Mine What’s Left of Hazleton
Happy days! They wanna mine more of Stockton out. *singing*…And they’re taking all the coal from the ground here in Hazle-town!
NOTE: Hazleton Pravda is looking for information about the fellow from a real newspaper (one from out of town, of course) who visited Hazleton a while back. The man spent like one day here and summed the GREATER HAZLETON AREA up for his publication as the dump it is. And Louie Barletta was all uptight about this guy…for telling the TRUTH, that Hazleton is a dump. Any information concerning this reporter and the publication of his article would be greatly appreciated. Please, E-mail Gom “Mr. Editor” beggar at the email link below on this page. Thanks!
Area residents came out in droves to fish overstocked waterways this weekend. Sport in North East PA fashion! Might as well fish at your local grocery store in the Freezer section for Vandekamps!
Explosion at the Hazleton Sewer Cuts Power
Duu…Momma, I brokes da toilet…and the whole sewer too!
Proposal to Mine What’s Left of Hazleton
Happy days! They wanna mine more of Stockton out. *singing*…And they’re taking all the coal from the ground here in Hazle-town!
NOTE: Hazleton Pravda is looking for information about the fellow from a real newspaper (one from out of town, of course) who visited Hazleton a while back. The man spent like one day here and summed the GREATER HAZLETON AREA up for his publication as the dump it is. And Louie Barletta was all uptight about this guy…for telling the TRUTH, that Hazleton is a dump. Any information concerning this reporter and the publication of his article would be greatly appreciated. Please, E-mail Gom “Mr. Editor” beggar at the email link below on this page. Thanks!
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