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Monday, April 05, 2004

Today is the fifth day of Bachelor's Week: It is the start of The Three Days of Recovery. This is a time to rest after the rigorous self-indulgence of the previous three days. It is time to finish off your booze, take lotsa aspirin and eat the rest of that dried up chicken jerky that ya left on the plate next to the couch. Don't take off your NO MA'AM shirt though. That must be warn for the rest of the week. And start rewinding those porn tapes too! Have a happy hangover!
Helpful Hint: Bloody Mary's are excellent hangover drinks

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