Monday, May 17, 2004
Panoramy Scammy
It seems that Mr. Meat & Potatoes himself (owner of Panorama Magazine *See picture in previous rant below*) just keeps practicing those tried and true Hazleton Business Ethics. Of course, ethics as a word AND as a concept don’t register for the jolly little fat check grabber. Mr. Meat & Potatoes decided he could run a better business if he sabotaged it from the inside by his own hand. Brilliant strategy! So he fired his head sales lady, not because he couldn’t stand to part with the bucks to pay the woman who was making his wallet almost as fat as he is. HEAVENS NO! He fired her because he is soooooo poor. He tried to wriggle his fat self out of paying the rightful benefits. What a cheap pig! I shouldn’t say that! It’s his jaguars that are nice and well taken care of. He’s a pauper. Well, he lost his petty bid to try and stop her from collecting unemployment. She won. Now she can rightfully collect from him since he fired her in the first place. The premier cheapo geriatric magazine is now in its death throws. Mr. Meat & Potatoes has decided to try to run the magazine by himself because he’s just so good at everything *burp!* The only problem is that the only things the sausage fingered mongrel is any good at is taking checks and running businesses into the ground. Call it a knack. We at Hazleton Pravda are terribly pleased that Mr. Meat & Potatoes is getting back his dues in karmic fashion. Although, maybe karma had little to do with it. The man is an obtuse moron. It is only a matter of time before he pulls down everything around him. Good luck on your next bone-headed scheme, Mr. Meat & Potatoes! We’ll be waiting to laugh! Oh, and hooray for the worker and his rights!
ADDITIONALS: Addendum to earlier rants
Concerning NuNet Nazis: It must also be mentioned that the final straws breaking camel backs concerning the nature of NuNet’s terrible service were first and foremost the censoring of e-mails. A client could send and receive e-mails only under the constrictions of NuNet's prying eyes and they exonerated themselves by claiming it was in the service of eliminating spam. Bullshit. It was censorship and after all the web is supposed to composed of freedom, ya know. Bullshit. They were Big Brothering their clientel. There is no point having a service of FREE information that is being stifled by anyone but you the recipient of that service. It’s like getting a book from the library with half the pages torn out “for your own good!” Hence the name NuNetNazis!
Concerning the Job Corp: Hazleton Pravda would like to retract its earlier statements about the good that the Job Corp has been doing in the Hazleton area, since it was brought to our attention a reminder via are good friends over at the Institute that the Job Corp is little more then prison labor being exploited. We at Hazleton Pravda DO NOT condone the power-that-be using forced labor to carry out the whims of their own that they are too lazy and corrupt to do themselves or pay for. Cheapness is a Hazleton motto (one of many).
It seems that Mr. Meat & Potatoes himself (owner of Panorama Magazine *See picture in previous rant below*) just keeps practicing those tried and true Hazleton Business Ethics. Of course, ethics as a word AND as a concept don’t register for the jolly little fat check grabber. Mr. Meat & Potatoes decided he could run a better business if he sabotaged it from the inside by his own hand. Brilliant strategy! So he fired his head sales lady, not because he couldn’t stand to part with the bucks to pay the woman who was making his wallet almost as fat as he is. HEAVENS NO! He fired her because he is soooooo poor. He tried to wriggle his fat self out of paying the rightful benefits. What a cheap pig! I shouldn’t say that! It’s his jaguars that are nice and well taken care of. He’s a pauper. Well, he lost his petty bid to try and stop her from collecting unemployment. She won. Now she can rightfully collect from him since he fired her in the first place. The premier cheapo geriatric magazine is now in its death throws. Mr. Meat & Potatoes has decided to try to run the magazine by himself because he’s just so good at everything *burp!* The only problem is that the only things the sausage fingered mongrel is any good at is taking checks and running businesses into the ground. Call it a knack. We at Hazleton Pravda are terribly pleased that Mr. Meat & Potatoes is getting back his dues in karmic fashion. Although, maybe karma had little to do with it. The man is an obtuse moron. It is only a matter of time before he pulls down everything around him. Good luck on your next bone-headed scheme, Mr. Meat & Potatoes! We’ll be waiting to laugh! Oh, and hooray for the worker and his rights!
ADDITIONALS: Addendum to earlier rants
Concerning NuNet Nazis: It must also be mentioned that the final straws breaking camel backs concerning the nature of NuNet’s terrible service were first and foremost the censoring of e-mails. A client could send and receive e-mails only under the constrictions of NuNet's prying eyes and they exonerated themselves by claiming it was in the service of eliminating spam. Bullshit. It was censorship and after all the web is supposed to composed of freedom, ya know. Bullshit. They were Big Brothering their clientel. There is no point having a service of FREE information that is being stifled by anyone but you the recipient of that service. It’s like getting a book from the library with half the pages torn out “for your own good!” Hence the name NuNetNazis!
Concerning the Job Corp: Hazleton Pravda would like to retract its earlier statements about the good that the Job Corp has been doing in the Hazleton area, since it was brought to our attention a reminder via are good friends over at the Institute that the Job Corp is little more then prison labor being exploited. We at Hazleton Pravda DO NOT condone the power-that-be using forced labor to carry out the whims of their own that they are too lazy and corrupt to do themselves or pay for. Cheapness is a Hazleton motto (one of many).
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