Hazleton Pravda

Cleanup Update: Well, the stuff’s out on the streets. There are corner piles of discarded Hazleton Gold (junk), but the strangest thing is that there’s NOT too much of it! That’s right! I can’t understand it. Usually, there is so much junk laid out for the freakish garbage pickers that its flowing onto the streets. Can it be? Can it be true that Hazleton is running out of junk? Can we imagine a Hazleton without garbage in tons upon tons? Dare we to dream that people are being less wasteful complacent about trash they make on a daily basis due to our consumer mentalities? Could some people actually find heaps of trash and useless items littering the streets for months unsightly? I doubt it very much so. Truth is probably more that the number of junk hoarders is beginning to out number the pickers. Everybody wants Hazleton Gold these days. At this rate even Panorama magazines will be worth something more then paper for the bottom of the cat box! Well, the bigger idiot theory is abound in Hazleton.

Fire Company Donation Drives

Instead of bothering people in their off-hours for donations, when there’s not a fire and these firefighters, volunteer or otherwise should be trying to legitimately raise money and funds. Do a bake sale for gawd sake! I love it when they call you and ask do you wanna donate to the West Hazleton Fire Company? When you tell them you live in Hazleton or Lattimer or something they still press you for cash! How about they dismantle their bars and stop spending money on booze and party favors, and go get a new fire hose or whatever it is that they NEED?