Saturday, September 25, 2004
Flooding Adds to Rocky Road Debate
Flood Flood Flood
So now everyone is going to have their hands out for flood relief money. Nothing will get fixed, but that’s not unusual. The roads will continue to be a hellish mess, which will be made worse by the coming winter and freezing temperatures. So by this time next year we will be driving on roads from Little House on the Prairie all nothing but mud and rocks. I’ll be looking for that old dude with the big black beard, the guy who ended up on Highway to Hell (staple television viewing for Hazleton’s geriatric mobs). It all rings of job security for Penn Dot (whether they want it or not) and the natural order of Hazleton to misappropriate funding. Expect tax hikes for road repair and traffic headaches (I mean more then usual) in the next year. And all you’re gonna hear for the next decade is how bad the flood hit, not how no one around here lifted a finger to repair the damage or the damage brought on by apathy for the last fifty years or so.
GHHA Breaks Ground for Expansion
Since our local medical facilities are dangerously under-funded and terribly mismanaged, it will be good to finally have AT LEAST more room. Much like the expansion (however poorly engineered) of roadways lately, this is something long overdue.
PA Historical & Museum Commission Problems with Eckley
So the local powers that be wanna take historical homes in Eckley and turn them into cheap housing? Figures. Thank Gawd, the PA Commission is stepping in. Can’t use abandoned buildings like D A Harmon to make proper apartments, but the Hazleton area power base can see fit to take some local history and turn it into half-doubles the premier housing choice of the area!
Arsonist in White Haven
Boy, those cats really love their fires! Now they're into torching parked cars…ahh, to be young again and doing the new hip craze and trends! It's all fun and games till someone burns down White Haven...Again!
Socialist Building Attacked on N. Wyoming St.
Well, of course it was. Socialism speaks of equality and fairness in the work place. That means death to the oppressors of CANT DO. Those fat cats can't keep up their slave trade-work force in Hazleton if people start hearing the truth about how oppressed and ground under they are, or worse, if people started to think on their own..."Ya know, things are better ELSEWHERE." Just think what would happen to our way of life if people realized that by law you are supposed to have work BREAKS and LUNCH and that people aren’t suppose to work 36 hours in just one DAY! No someone throws a brick through the front window and starts a fire in fear of Socialism. Once again Hazleton Pravda proclaims Hazleton the LAND OF IDIOTS! If all the oppressed workers would just say NO and walk off the assembly lines then things would have to change.
Candidates from the Socialist Workers Party call for a condemnation of this violent act. Hazleton Pravda is in total agreement. Workers unite! Turn away from CAN DO. To hell with the factory! Prove them wrong! Read a book. Look at your rights as an employee, as a citizen and as a human being. Damnation to swing shifts and middle management nonsense. Say NO to narrow minded-ness and corrupt business ways. Think for yourself!
That was are soapbox moment for today—
SS Office Moving to Markle Building
The FABULOUS MARKLE BUILDING…Markle Building…Markle Building… It seems only fitting that they have something in the building to cater to geriatrics They’ll be there for like five years till the tax breaks run out just like everyone else who’s moved in there. The geriatrics will be here till they turn to dust...and then some, till the wind takes them away.
W-B Man: ‘Witches are trying to kill me’
So I’m just guessing the guy’s married and works in a factory in Hazleton…But wait this is Wilkes Barre. Hmm…The guy, Jake Jenkins talks like he’s off his nut, but at the Institute we have made a very serious study of witches in the area, including the practice of Wicca Wax by local suburban witches, also know as soccer moms, along with the Seasonal Flag Conspiracy, but that has more to do with being invitations to aliens to come into your home and eat you as Institute research has provided so far. The Institute feels that witches are a real and dangerous threat to everyday people (and their bank accounts). One of the warning signs is an over abundance of scented candles, especially in reference to the above Wicca Wax cults. Jenkins claims Luzerne County is a haven for witches. Well, that's been true for years! Hazleton Pravda and the Institute will be following this story closely.
Note: This story is a couple weeks old and may be archived on the link and un-accessible.
Flood Flood Flood
So now everyone is going to have their hands out for flood relief money. Nothing will get fixed, but that’s not unusual. The roads will continue to be a hellish mess, which will be made worse by the coming winter and freezing temperatures. So by this time next year we will be driving on roads from Little House on the Prairie all nothing but mud and rocks. I’ll be looking for that old dude with the big black beard, the guy who ended up on Highway to Hell (staple television viewing for Hazleton’s geriatric mobs). It all rings of job security for Penn Dot (whether they want it or not) and the natural order of Hazleton to misappropriate funding. Expect tax hikes for road repair and traffic headaches (I mean more then usual) in the next year. And all you’re gonna hear for the next decade is how bad the flood hit, not how no one around here lifted a finger to repair the damage or the damage brought on by apathy for the last fifty years or so.
GHHA Breaks Ground for Expansion
Since our local medical facilities are dangerously under-funded and terribly mismanaged, it will be good to finally have AT LEAST more room. Much like the expansion (however poorly engineered) of roadways lately, this is something long overdue.
PA Historical & Museum Commission Problems with Eckley
So the local powers that be wanna take historical homes in Eckley and turn them into cheap housing? Figures. Thank Gawd, the PA Commission is stepping in. Can’t use abandoned buildings like D A Harmon to make proper apartments, but the Hazleton area power base can see fit to take some local history and turn it into half-doubles the premier housing choice of the area!
Arsonist in White Haven
Boy, those cats really love their fires! Now they're into torching parked cars…ahh, to be young again and doing the new hip craze and trends! It's all fun and games till someone burns down White Haven...Again!
Socialist Building Attacked on N. Wyoming St.
Well, of course it was. Socialism speaks of equality and fairness in the work place. That means death to the oppressors of CANT DO. Those fat cats can't keep up their slave trade-work force in Hazleton if people start hearing the truth about how oppressed and ground under they are, or worse, if people started to think on their own..."Ya know, things are better ELSEWHERE." Just think what would happen to our way of life if people realized that by law you are supposed to have work BREAKS and LUNCH and that people aren’t suppose to work 36 hours in just one DAY! No someone throws a brick through the front window and starts a fire in fear of Socialism. Once again Hazleton Pravda proclaims Hazleton the LAND OF IDIOTS! If all the oppressed workers would just say NO and walk off the assembly lines then things would have to change.
Candidates from the Socialist Workers Party call for a condemnation of this violent act. Hazleton Pravda is in total agreement. Workers unite! Turn away from CAN DO. To hell with the factory! Prove them wrong! Read a book. Look at your rights as an employee, as a citizen and as a human being. Damnation to swing shifts and middle management nonsense. Say NO to narrow minded-ness and corrupt business ways. Think for yourself!
That was are soapbox moment for today—
SS Office Moving to Markle Building
The FABULOUS MARKLE BUILDING…Markle Building…Markle Building… It seems only fitting that they have something in the building to cater to geriatrics They’ll be there for like five years till the tax breaks run out just like everyone else who’s moved in there. The geriatrics will be here till they turn to dust...and then some, till the wind takes them away.
W-B Man: ‘Witches are trying to kill me’
So I’m just guessing the guy’s married and works in a factory in Hazleton…But wait this is Wilkes Barre. Hmm…The guy, Jake Jenkins talks like he’s off his nut, but at the Institute we have made a very serious study of witches in the area, including the practice of Wicca Wax by local suburban witches, also know as soccer moms, along with the Seasonal Flag Conspiracy, but that has more to do with being invitations to aliens to come into your home and eat you as Institute research has provided so far. The Institute feels that witches are a real and dangerous threat to everyday people (and their bank accounts). One of the warning signs is an over abundance of scented candles, especially in reference to the above Wicca Wax cults. Jenkins claims Luzerne County is a haven for witches. Well, that's been true for years! Hazleton Pravda and the Institute will be following this story closely.
Note: This story is a couple weeks old and may be archived on the link and un-accessible.
Comments:
The socialists were probably vandelized and arsoned 'cuz some of their material showed up in a Valmont break room and pissed the factory Masters off who called up the hazleton area mafia [all lower case]. Business as usual in mob city.
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