Thursday, September 30, 2004
Oktoberfest
In all the excitement over cow flops and oyster sandwiches from the Bloomsburg Fair, Hazleton Pravda completely neglected to remind everyone about Oktoberfest. The beer guzzling German holiday is already in full swing! It began on Sept 18. and will continue until Oct. 3. Or until the beer and strudel runs out! There are many civic things slated around this holiday like charity races for runners, and the Christ Luthern Church is holding a benefit carnival, but Oktoberfest is really about the bratwurst, snasages and drunkenness. So grab a mug put on some German Beer Music (You know who YOU are with those records!) get good and crunked cuz that’s what life is all about! Forget your troubles and eat, drink and be merry! Sehr Gut!
Fair Update:
It’s suppose to rain all over the area today, so gets out yer goulashes and remember that shit floats! So watch out for them horsey treasures.
*Booner Fair-Goer* “Hot damn! This here sheep gizzard sandwich tastes just like Momma used to make! Think I’ll wash it down with a this here frothy orange-aid. It’s 99% water, ya know! And it only costs $3!”
Hazleton Dick Saga Update:
Well, one of Hazleton Pravda’s many fans has cared to equate the Hazleton Dick Saga to the Star Wars Saga with reference to the number of parts or episodes the complete poem will be. Let me, Gombeggar say that my symphony ode to the people who contribute to the grayness of Hazleton is nine parts, I mean five parts…er two? I think I’ll discuss the matter with George Lucas. The poem needs more Ewoks!
School Looking for PSSA Answers
HASD wants to find out why there is a drop in scores from grades 8-11, huh? Well, maybe learning isn’t very conducive in a prison-like environment, where the students rights are violated on a daily basis and the teachers are too apathetic to impart any real knowledge or a desire to learn to the student body. Kids won’t care if you the people teaching them don’t care!
Slots Panel Pick Has Links to DeNaples
Looks like the licenses for slot machines aren’t even out yet, but the whole thing is looking funny and corrupt. Big surprise that the connection is to a big business man with a spaghettio name, DeNaples
Raising Stink Over Official
In Black Creek Twp, there is a man who designates your septic system. He’s the sewage enforcement officer. Turns out he’s screwing everyone into getting the types of sewage systems in that allows him to pocket a bunch of money each time he hands out a permit for a new system or to replace an old one…Nice gig. Funny, he doesn’t want to talk about.
Cleanup Update:
Hazleton Pravda is confused. The streets are clean in Hazleton. Well, really they’re not. They’re a mess. There’s potholes and gutters are full of trash and there’s lots of broken glass on sides streets down by Wyoming and Pine Streets. Grass and weeds are cracking the asphalt and the sidewalks, but that’s all natural and normal. Where’s all the piles of junk? Everything’s gone and there wasn’t even much piled on the streets this year! All the poor junk pickers are gonna starve this winter! Reminds me of the Ant and the Grasshopper, oh boo-hoo!
Neil Rodino Writes for Panorama?
Huh? What? The man (using the term 'man' loosely) can’t spell his own name without calling in an assistant to sign the ‘X’ for him. How the hell can he possibly put two words together? Especially, if either of the words have more then one syllable? So the toad speaks or rather rambles! In his latest geriatric homage, he has wonderful words to say about his amazing adventures driving from McAdoo to Hazleton and looking at all the road construction. Sounds like a novel on par with Travels with Charley! For anyone not in understanding, that was sarcasm, heavy heavy sarcasm! For those of you who have to put in your teeth just keep on fighting over Panorama because it may be full of crap, but it’s free! And that’s the magic word in Hazleton!
In all the excitement over cow flops and oyster sandwiches from the Bloomsburg Fair, Hazleton Pravda completely neglected to remind everyone about Oktoberfest. The beer guzzling German holiday is already in full swing! It began on Sept 18. and will continue until Oct. 3. Or until the beer and strudel runs out! There are many civic things slated around this holiday like charity races for runners, and the Christ Luthern Church is holding a benefit carnival, but Oktoberfest is really about the bratwurst, snasages and drunkenness. So grab a mug put on some German Beer Music (You know who YOU are with those records!) get good and crunked cuz that’s what life is all about! Forget your troubles and eat, drink and be merry! Sehr Gut!
Fair Update:
It’s suppose to rain all over the area today, so gets out yer goulashes and remember that shit floats! So watch out for them horsey treasures.
*Booner Fair-Goer* “Hot damn! This here sheep gizzard sandwich tastes just like Momma used to make! Think I’ll wash it down with a this here frothy orange-aid. It’s 99% water, ya know! And it only costs $3!”
Hazleton Dick Saga Update:
Well, one of Hazleton Pravda’s many fans has cared to equate the Hazleton Dick Saga to the Star Wars Saga with reference to the number of parts or episodes the complete poem will be. Let me, Gombeggar say that my symphony ode to the people who contribute to the grayness of Hazleton is nine parts, I mean five parts…er two? I think I’ll discuss the matter with George Lucas. The poem needs more Ewoks!
School Looking for PSSA Answers
HASD wants to find out why there is a drop in scores from grades 8-11, huh? Well, maybe learning isn’t very conducive in a prison-like environment, where the students rights are violated on a daily basis and the teachers are too apathetic to impart any real knowledge or a desire to learn to the student body. Kids won’t care if you the people teaching them don’t care!
Slots Panel Pick Has Links to DeNaples
Looks like the licenses for slot machines aren’t even out yet, but the whole thing is looking funny and corrupt. Big surprise that the connection is to a big business man with a spaghettio name, DeNaples
Raising Stink Over Official
In Black Creek Twp, there is a man who designates your septic system. He’s the sewage enforcement officer. Turns out he’s screwing everyone into getting the types of sewage systems in that allows him to pocket a bunch of money each time he hands out a permit for a new system or to replace an old one…Nice gig. Funny, he doesn’t want to talk about.
Cleanup Update:
Hazleton Pravda is confused. The streets are clean in Hazleton. Well, really they’re not. They’re a mess. There’s potholes and gutters are full of trash and there’s lots of broken glass on sides streets down by Wyoming and Pine Streets. Grass and weeds are cracking the asphalt and the sidewalks, but that’s all natural and normal. Where’s all the piles of junk? Everything’s gone and there wasn’t even much piled on the streets this year! All the poor junk pickers are gonna starve this winter! Reminds me of the Ant and the Grasshopper, oh boo-hoo!
Neil Rodino Writes for Panorama?
Huh? What? The man (using the term 'man' loosely) can’t spell his own name without calling in an assistant to sign the ‘X’ for him. How the hell can he possibly put two words together? Especially, if either of the words have more then one syllable? So the toad speaks or rather rambles! In his latest geriatric homage, he has wonderful words to say about his amazing adventures driving from McAdoo to Hazleton and looking at all the road construction. Sounds like a novel on par with Travels with Charley! For anyone not in understanding, that was sarcasm, heavy heavy sarcasm! For those of you who have to put in your teeth just keep on fighting over Panorama because it may be full of crap, but it’s free! And that’s the magic word in Hazleton!
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