Monday, July 03, 2006
HAZLETON HYSTERIA AFTER A GREAT DELUGE (BIBLICAL)
Is GAWD trying to clean up this miserable town of Hazleton? According to the bible he said he’d never do that again –with water anyway. Well, water won’t wash away the FILTH of this town cuz they’re all ON HIGH GROUND in GRAND upper high rise offices pushing papers around that keeps ALL of Hazleton under a smothering thumb of factory slave labor, desperation and unending labor…But we digress.
Well, things have been crazy here at Hazleton Pravda and we are inundated with information and opinions that we wish to share with you, so please be patient we will get all the dirt, filth and lies that the powers that be have been printing and publicizing incredulously to YOU the public for weeks now as soon as we can. And SURPRISINGLY we MAY have some good news too.
However, we here at HP want only to express yet another heartfelt plea to the denizens of the *trumpets please* GREATER HAZLETON AREA to GET OFF YOUR ASSES—STOP BEING DRONES—THE DREDGE IS STILL COMING, CANT DO STILL HOLDS YOU ALL IN AN EVIL IRON GRIP, AND MAYOR LOU IS DOING NOTHING BUT TOOTING HIS HORN SO THAT HE MAY RISE TO THE NEXT LEVEL ON THE POLITICAL LADDER!
Is GAWD trying to clean up this miserable town of Hazleton? According to the bible he said he’d never do that again –with water anyway. Well, water won’t wash away the FILTH of this town cuz they’re all ON HIGH GROUND in GRAND upper high rise offices pushing papers around that keeps ALL of Hazleton under a smothering thumb of factory slave labor, desperation and unending labor…But we digress.
Well, things have been crazy here at Hazleton Pravda and we are inundated with information and opinions that we wish to share with you, so please be patient we will get all the dirt, filth and lies that the powers that be have been printing and publicizing incredulously to YOU the public for weeks now as soon as we can. And SURPRISINGLY we MAY have some good news too.
However, we here at HP want only to express yet another heartfelt plea to the denizens of the *trumpets please* GREATER HAZLETON AREA to GET OFF YOUR ASSES—STOP BEING DRONES—THE DREDGE IS STILL COMING, CANT DO STILL HOLDS YOU ALL IN AN EVIL IRON GRIP, AND MAYOR LOU IS DOING NOTHING BUT TOOTING HIS HORN SO THAT HE MAY RISE TO THE NEXT LEVEL ON THE POLITICAL LADDER!
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