Hazleton Pravda

SPECIAL NOTE ON LOCAL GREED: In case we forgot to mention to all our loyal viewers, this is just a reminder about the Standard Speaker site. Although it APPEARS that they worked on it, probably due to our chiding of them, they updated their site to HAZLETON DICK standards and made their site into a Hazleton Catch 22. In otherwords, all our links to them for backlogged stories require you the reader to pay a fee. Gawd they’re cheap and greedy bastards! This may make our links appear useless, however it is all the more point for us to link you to Hazleton’s premier lapdog—supposed—newspaper, so that you can see yet another reason why people in Hazleton must wake up to the unspoken truths that make…oh just read what’s right under our title!

—Gombeggar, Editor