Monday, October 23, 2006
Another Split Rock TimeShare Scam
Well, guess it's that time a year for greasy sales people to try to haggle you the public into buying timeshares in some of the stupidest places on earth in order for you to find relaxation while being hounding at the same time...marvelous! BEWARE! Posted invites of FREE merchandise is just a trick to get you to sink headlong into a deep hole of perpetual renting...come on down to Split Rock Lodge and get a big plastic dildo shoved up yer ass! This time its the holiday season!
Panoramy
Seems Mr. 'My Fingers Are Sausages' put out another month of geriatric nonsense--'The Golden Years'--That'd make Dave Bowie roll over in his grave if he weren't still walking the streets...However it is perfect timing that Panoramy is out again this month...ya see I needed to burn some leaves and they were damp. Well the Panoramy got the fire started just fine. I watched ALL the useless ads go up in smoke. It's good to know that everything has a purpose--And Panoramy is just real good kindling for the fire!-- Gombeggar, Editor
Well, guess it's that time a year for greasy sales people to try to haggle you the public into buying timeshares in some of the stupidest places on earth in order for you to find relaxation while being hounding at the same time...marvelous! BEWARE! Posted invites of FREE merchandise is just a trick to get you to sink headlong into a deep hole of perpetual renting...come on down to Split Rock Lodge and get a big plastic dildo shoved up yer ass! This time its the holiday season!
Panoramy
Seems Mr. 'My Fingers Are Sausages' put out another month of geriatric nonsense--'The Golden Years'--That'd make Dave Bowie roll over in his grave if he weren't still walking the streets...However it is perfect timing that Panoramy is out again this month...ya see I needed to burn some leaves and they were damp. Well the Panoramy got the fire started just fine. I watched ALL the useless ads go up in smoke. It's good to know that everything has a purpose--And Panoramy is just real good kindling for the fire!-- Gombeggar, Editor
