Wednesday, April 06, 2005
QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "There wouldn't be a Standard Speaker if it weren't for Boscov's" --Anonymous Denizen of Hazleton!
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Hope everyone has been having a raucous Bachelor's Week and that all the booze and chicken has been flying and flowing, especially since yesterday was Bachelor's Dae, the pinnacle of this holiday week. Now as the fifth day of Bachelor's Week ensues, we begin once again the Three Daes of Recovery. We at HP sure do need it. Remember that the best remedy for a hangover is to fix another drink, friends!
Coming soon: New rants about the mounting nonsense that is the *trumpets please* Greater Hazleton Area! We've been working hard to amass more incidents of the problem that is Hazleton. New polls too! And more ignorant complaints about how everyone checks us out here at HP and no takes the time to give donations! You cheap bastards! See ya on the rusty side of the tracks!
--Gombeggar, Editor
Coming soon: New rants about the mounting nonsense that is the *trumpets please* Greater Hazleton Area! We've been working hard to amass more incidents of the problem that is Hazleton. New polls too! And more ignorant complaints about how everyone checks us out here at HP and no takes the time to give donations! You cheap bastards! See ya on the rusty side of the tracks!
--Gombeggar, Editor
